Often times the scripts can be vary different from the actual episodes…how different? Well let’s take a look…
Life of Shy-Guy:
episode 17:
(Shy-Guy and Fly-Guy at bus stop)
Shy-Guy: Why is it that my life sucks, I mean what did I even do to deserve this?
Fly-Guy: I think that the creator of the series just ha-
(Ash Cachem’ randomly appears)
Ask: Guess who revived himself by miraculously taping them self together with duck tape
Shy-Guy: Oh god this isn’t happening
Ash: Isn’t this awesome
Shy-Guy: Jesus kill me!
Ash: And now for a hardcore rematch!
(Battle screen)
Ash: Make you’re move
(Shy-Guy sits there)
Fly-Guy: psst shy-guy say-
Shy-Guy: OK FINE! I chose you, fly-guy. Now someone stab me in the hart before I do it myself
(Shy-Guy is replaced with Fly-Guy)
Ash: I chose you Bill Clition
Ash: Bill use confess!
Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Fly-Guy: But wait what about. . .umm. . .
Ash: Bill return! I chose you, Rychu!
Ash: Rychu, use thunder bolt!
Rychu: Ladies and Gentlemen (Explodes)
Fly-Guy: Oh wells I guess it doesn’t matter
Ash: Time to use my secret weapon! Gwen Stefani
Gwen: This is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S (turns into a banana)
Fly-Guy: I give up. . .you. . .win. . .
Ash: YAH! This is so. . .
eh. . . SHUDSKHSDVIHEIQEGIHLLQEGKLOEFVKQEFLAEFK (explodes)
Shy-Guy: That was uh. . .normal
episode 14:
Narrator: Previously on The Life of Shy-Guy. . .
(Shy-Guy and Fly-Guy at bus stop)
Shy-Guy: Why gosh’ Darn Fly-Guy look what today is!
Fly-Guy: Today’s a purfict day for a hotin nanay
(flashes to a moment with Lie-Guy)
Lie-Guy: I CREATED SMASHTASM!!
(two Shy-Girls are on top of a building with shy-guy pointing a gun at the both of them)
Shy-Girl: Shy-Guy im the real Shy-Girl!
Shy-Girl(Fake with man voice): Witch one are you going to believe Shy-Guy a phony or your true love!
Shy-Guy: (head explodes)
Narrator: Oh sorry wrong footage, ok here we are.
Perversely on The Life of Shy-Guy
(Shows moments from episode 13)
(Fly-Guy at bus stop)
Shy-Guy: (runs in) Fly-Guy, Fly-Guy! Look what I found out about Bandit-Guy, ok get this, his names not Bandit-Guy it’s Lie-Guy, so obviously he lied about his name.
Lie-Guy: Ah, im so glad I got rid of those lo-
Ah! What are you still doing here?
Shy-Guy: I think the question should be what are YOU, still doing here bandit-guy or
should I say. . .Lie-Guy!
Lie-Guy: That’s right everybody (looks at screen) the one guy in paper Mario in the dry dry desert how it says Bandit, well it want really Bandit it was Lie-Guy, that’s right fokes your life has been changed
Shy-Guy: and now that you mention it I have the cops coming here and they’re going to put you in j-
(zooms out showing Lie-Guy left)
Shy-Guy: Jail?
Cops: (come in)
Cop1: There he is it matches’ the description take him always boys
Shy-Guy: What? Wait no you have the wrong person!
Cop1: Yah sure we do!
(two months later)
(fly-guy at bus stop)
Fly-Guy: wow Shy-Guy’s been in jail for 2 months now. . .maybe I should help him. . . Nah im sure he’ll be fine
(Fly-Guy sitting there for a minute)
Fly-Guy: ok this is boring, im going to go help him-
Voice: Not if I have anything to say about it!
(Voice reviles to be Lie-Guy)
Lie-Guy: I thought you would never come to that!
Fly-Guy: Lie-Guy!
Lie-Guy: That’s right kid, I got rid of Shy-Guy and now im getting rid of you!
Fly-Guy: ok lets do this! Anime style
(Do a huge Anime Battle and Fly-Guy wins)
(winds up being in Fly-Guy’s head)
Fly-Guy: Ah, that would be nice, hey were did Lie-Guy go.
(Lie-Guy reveals to be behind Fly-Guy and pushes him on the ground)
Fly-Guy: (starts crying)
Lie-Guy: (While Fly-Guy is crying) Ha! Ha! Cry for mommy! ha! Ha!
(after a while fly-guy is still crying and lie-guy is still there as well)
Lie-Guy: ok you can stop now. Seriously, stop! STOP! Shut up!
Fly-Guy: You give me boo boos (resumes crying)
Lie-Guy: AHHHHH! STOOOP! OK! OK! Fine, im truing my self in, but just shut up already!
Fly-Guy: (stops crying) really?
(Shy-Guy, Fly-Guy, and Shy-Girl at bus stop)
Shy-Guy: Well im glad Lie-Guy is im jail now, behind bars that’s where he belongs!
Fly-Guy: Well whats next for us now shy-guy?
Shy-Guy: You not getting a life, and continuing to annoy me
Fly-Guy: (laughs) I love you to buddy